Purposely Preposterous – Fall Magic Aloe Vera Bar Soap

Waltz Into Whimsy With Every Wash—A Lather So Delightfully Deranged, It Must Be Seasonal

Looking for a life that's beyond ridiculous? Do you like being preposterous beyond any measure of reasonableness? Purposefully sing the wrong words to a song you know and dance offbeat to the most popular songs? Make people trip all over themselves to either be near you or escape you? This one's for you.   

The Ritual Begins: A Lather Full of Sass and Autumn Spellwork

You step into the shower thinking you’re just getting clean—but this bar has other plans. With one swipe, the lather leaps to life like swirling leaves in a mischievous breeze, wrapping your senses in orange slices, juicy peaches, and crisp apples tumbled into cinnamon-clove mischief and softened by a sweet whisper of vanilla-tonka warmth. Suddenly, you’re not just bathing—you’re frolicking through a fall festival conjured by candlelight and witchy giggles. This isn’t soap—it’s sweater weather with a wand.

Key Benefits:

• Superior Hydration: Enriched with aloe vera juice, this soap provides exceptional moisturizing properties, leaving your skin feeling soft and smooth.

• Calming Cleanse: Known for its soothing qualities, aloe vera juice helps create a gentle and refreshing cleansing experience.

• Radiant Complexion: Aloe vera juice promotes a radiant and healthy-looking complexion, giving your skin a natural glow.

• Aromatic Indulgence: Handmade soaps retain their scent longer, making for a more aromatic bathing experience over time.

• Luxurious Lather: The lathering quality feels silkier, fuller, and richer, making the bathing experience more enjoyable.

• Artisanal Craftsmanship: Handmade soaps make unique and thoughtful gifts for you or your loved ones.

How to Use:

1. Wet: Begin by thoroughly wetting your skin with warm water.

2. Lather: Rub the bar between your hands or onto a loofah to create a rich, creamy lather.

3. Cleanse: Gently massage the lather over your body, enjoying the decadent and refreshing Fall Magic aroma.

4. Rinse: Wash off thoroughly with water, leaving your skin feeling refreshed and moisturized.

5. Store: To extend the life of your soap, place it on a draining soap dish or stand it on its side, out of the direct spray of the shower.

This bar’s got warmth, whimsy, and a flicker of mischief—just like you. Go ahead and get sudsy with it. 🍎🍂🧼

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Ingredients

Olive Oil Pomace, Sustainable Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Yogurt, Mica Colorants and Fragrance

*This listing is for one 4.5-5 oz bar. Size is a slight approximation since each bar is hand cut

*Interested in multiple bars of soap (of the same type or a variety)? Check out my Super Saver Soap Bundle, buy at least 3 bars of soap and get no less than 10% off your soap purchase.

Disclaimer

**This product contains essential or fragrance oils, which could cause reactions within those who have skin sensitivities. Individual results may vary depending on skin type, sensitivity, age, and skincare history. Please check the ingredient list for any potential allergens or known sensitivities. If any reactions occur, please discontinue use immediately.